It pays to be homeless
Homeless, with no home
(that's the definition of homeless)
It pays to be homeless
Homeless don't you kno--oo-oow
Great tan, no yard to mow
Sifting my feet through the sand behind Bi-Lo
No bills, no fire drills
Find a used Starbucks cup, get a free refill
Use some boxes to fashion a tent
Sure beats the hell outta paying rent
No charge for the autumn piss scent
(piss scent)
This adult-stuff isn't what it's cracked up to be
Penny-pinching each dollar and cent
Screw this pressure, got 2 B a better way
Than finding employment
It pays to be homeless
Homeless, with no home
(that's the definition of homeless)
It pays to be homeless
Homeless don't you kno—oo-oow
I'm my own boss, I got an open schedge
When it comes to inventive shoe-soles, I'm on the cutting edge
Forget about debt, I shower when the Shell turns on the sprinkler jet
The whole world is my toilet
When you're homeless
Homeless with no home
It pays to be homeless
Homeless don't you knooooow
My hair can always be a mess
I got no stress
It pays to be homeless
Collecting cash, pretending I work at this parking lot
Eating food from trash, catching it just before it rots
No regular dwelling, always traveling, that's worldliness you're smelling
Try not to get aroused, just enjoy the perks of the unhoused
