We’ve updated our Terms of Use to reflect our new entity name and address. You can review the changes here.
We’ve updated our Terms of Use. You can review the changes here.

Chubby Chaser

from Sara & Andrew by Sara & Andrew

/
  • Streaming + Download

    Includes unlimited streaming via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
    Purchasable with gift card

      $1 USD

     

about

This is the first song Sara & Andrew wrote together. It's a shout-out to all those folks who rarely get songs written about them...

lyrics

So I’ll take a chubby and no I don’t mean a dick
I’m just talking bout one who doesn’t usually get picked
Big fellas beat my heart like a Nascar racer
That's right ladies
I'm a chubby chaser.

All you skinny-ass fellas I bid you adieu
I want a man with some meat I can grab on to
Nothing on earth gets me more randy
Than a man who hits the town in an elastic waist-bandy

Yea it looks like rosacia when you get hot
But your red face makes me wanna tie the knot
Once a month I get cranky with a case of bloat
But all year long I wanna swim in your blubber moat

Chubby Chaser, Chubby Chaser
Sure you've got some extra flab
But in my book you're extra fab
Chubby Chaser, Chubby Chaser
It's such a treat to see to see your cankled feet

I like all kinds of girls now don't get me wrong
But there's a reason I'm here and involved with this song
Takin' fatties out in public builds humility
Then I take off their pants
And exploit their vulnerability

Mama Cass nice ass
Would you like another sandwich
You and Kirstie Alley I don't know know which one to land next
I can curl up on their stomachs like a lazy cat, lovely
I'd be sex-deprived without you
My chubby for the chubbies!

Too skinny for a man's world
No muscles anyway
But when it comes to packin' rounders
Oh I can pull my weight
A little here, a whole lot there
In time I'll have her covered
If my dick was Waffle House
It just got scattered and smothered!

Chubby Chaser, Chubby Chaser
Sometimes I wish I was your sandals
Front row seat to your thick love handles
Chubby Chaser, Chubby Chaser
I'm doublin' on your double chin

I don't have time for models
They're dim and smell too nice
I want a sweaty Betty
And I'll take the largest size
If you want a shot at my twin coconuts
Then lose the six-pack
And get up in these guts

Chubby Chaser, Chubby Chaser
When I see those cottage cheese thighs
I get the sweats for a Super Size fries
Chubby Chaser, Chubby Chaser
Lose the 'tude
But keep those moobs

Chubby Chaser, Chubby Chaser
But you'll have to warn me before you get up on me

credits

from Sara & Andrew, track released May 19, 2011

license

all rights reserved

tags

about

Sara & Andrew Los Angeles, California

"Mates of State" meets "Flight of the Conchords." Sara & Andrew are a fun, hip, charming indie pop musical duo with some mad comedy chops.

contact / help

Contact Sara & Andrew

Streaming and
Download help

Report this track or account